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March 10, 2004

Laws for Lawmakers

Dear Friedrich --

On my walk to work this morning, I found myself thinking about the political class ... and about how strange it is that they get to make laws and regulations that the rest of us have to follow ...

And it occurred to me: how come we don't get to make rules and regulations that the members of the political class have to follow? Shouldn't we-the-people be able to write one regulation hemming in the political class for every regulation they write that hems us in? I mean, where's the fairness?

Which got me thinking about laws and regulations we might slap on our political class. Here are my first two efforts.


  • Let's insist that every government employee begin the day with a 15 minute-long meditation on the theme of "I'm grateful for what I already have."
  • And let's make sure that every government employee add a spoonful of soluble fiber to their morning breakfeast cereal. Hmm. Perhaps a codicil requiring that senior elected officials add double the usual amount of fiber wouldn't hurt.

A more peaceful, prosperous and rational world, guaranteed.

Got any laws you think we should slap on our lawmakers?

Best,

Michael

posted by Michael at March 10, 2004




Comments

How about, everybody who wants to BE a government employee has to repeat: (a) I don't get to screw my intern; (b) I don't get to forget that taxpayers are not my slaves, but my EMPLOYERS; (c) I don't get to sit next to either Sharon Stone or Brad Pitt at any dinner, anywhere, or I immediately lose my job; (d) I don't get to put a photo of public-image sunglass-wearing JFK up on my wall and say "he's my inspiration" unless, next to it, I place another photo of JFK hobnobbing with the Mob or a Mistress or Marilyn, and THEN say---"HE'S my inspiration"---and then see how proud I feel; and (e) I don't get to be a government employee if I was a member of Skull 'N Bones at Yale. I can run if I was too uncool at Yale to get invited.

Posted by: annette on March 10, 2004 2:16 PM



Well, WE were supposed to be the political class, aka there wasn't supposed to be much of one. There once was a day when those who wouldn't think of running now saw it as their civic duty to at times stand for office and serve a term.

We can mostly thank party politics and restrictive ballot access laws for this state of affairs. If all elections had ballot qualification that was as easy as in the recent CA recall, we'd have a lot more normal citizens in office, rather than just Democracts with some kind of public policy or law degree, and wealthy Republican businessmen in office.

Posted by: David Mercer on March 10, 2004 2:52 PM



Any legislation passed by Congress applies to Congress. No exceptions.

Posted by: Alan Kellogg on March 10, 2004 3:45 PM



And it occurred to me: how come we don't get to make rules and regulations that the members of the political class have to follow?

We do, and we have. It's called the Constitution. Take an hour and read it sometime.

Posted by: Tim Hulsey on March 10, 2004 4:45 PM



Michael,
Are you seriously suggesting that you are not part of the "political class" (writ large), an extremely knowledgeable and articulate person who can influence many, many thousands of his fellow citizens concerning public policies? etc etc

Does everyone in this country think of themselves as a victim? :)

Posted by: David Sucher on March 10, 2004 4:56 PM



This reminds me of Chuck Schumer, who during his senatorial campaign announced that he had a "passion for legislating." Huh? That was supposed to *increase* his share of the vote? Why don't candidates ever say they have a passion for *repealing*? I'd vote for that guy; in fact, I'd happily make the sacrifice of voting several times for him.

So here is my rule: for every regulation created, one must be repealed.

Posted by: Bleauhard de Chardin on March 10, 2004 5:10 PM



Annette, David, Alan, Beauhard -- I'll sign on to all of those. Especially the one about no JFK pix.

Tim -- I'm not sure that a rulebook written a few hundred years ago quite qualifies as a chance for us (as in "we living beings") to slap reins and bindings on our political class today. It's a whole lot easier for lawmakers to pass laws and write regulations than it is for the nonpolitical class to, say, impose term limits or supermajorities on our lawmakers. Besides, I'm making a joke.

David -- Do you feel like part of the political class? Really? Why? I feel about as much part of it as I do, say, the rich, or the teachers' union. I'm happy to be a citizen, vote and opinionate, but I'm not sure how that puts me in the same class as the professional political class.

Posted by: Michael Blowhard on March 10, 2004 5:17 PM



Each Senator and Representative should be followed, 24/7, by an audio/video recording team, with the recordings available over the internet to anyone who wants them.

Posted by: Raymund on March 10, 2004 5:37 PM



That's a beauty!

Posted by: Michael Blowhard on March 10, 2004 6:00 PM



Michael,
Attacking "the political class" -- whatever that really is; probably some sort of Rorschach -- seems far below your sophisticated and subtle mind. Your blog, whether you like it or not, makes you part of the ongoing political/cultural ferment. And a voice not without real influence. So yes, you are part of the political class.

And yes, writ large, I certainly do feel that I am personally, in some very small way, also part of the "political class".....I am very alienated from the results but I have been a public bureaucrat and on enough local boards & commissions to find it impossible to deny some responsibility, better or worse, for the way things are. And if I got off my butt and did something, I know I could have more influence in my local community. So could you and everyone reading this. In America, marvel that it is, cynicism is an excuse for inaction.

To blame some "political class" for our American life -- and yeah, life is pretty dismal here? eh? strike up the violins ---(sarcasm definitely intended) -- strikes me as an abdication of personal responsibility. I don't think it's accurate that someone is forcing things upon us, except maybe death. Moreover -- & more importantly -- I don't think it's a useful approach.

Posted by: David Sucher on March 10, 2004 9:07 PM



More to the point, I don't think that that the so-called "professional political class" takes away your influence unles you abdicate it.

Posted by: David Sucher on March 10, 2004 9:11 PM



I'm not sure that a rulebook written a few hundred years ago quite qualifies as a chance for us (as in "we living beings") to slap reins and bindings on our political class today.

Why not? We do it all the time.

After all, someone has to file the lawsuits that give high-court judges the opportunity to rule a government law or procedure unconstitutional. Most of these people are not politicians, nor do they wish to become politicians. Yet they play a major role in binding politicians' hands.

It's a whole lot easier for lawmakers to pass laws and write regulations than it is for the nonpolitical class to, say, impose term limits or supermajorities on our lawmakers.

Politicians already have term limits. They're called elections. So if you think your representative has served too long, just vote for someone else. If no one else is running, join an opposition party and pressure them to put a candidate on the slate.

I know you meant this as a joke. All the same, hearing about your alienation from politics is kind of like listening to a friend joke about how he's going to commit suicide. The remark may or may not be funny, but you can't help wondering if something might be amiss.

Posted by: Tim Hulsey on March 11, 2004 1:48 AM



Are we taxed or regulated with too heavy a hand? If you believe, that in a democracy the people get what they want, apparently not.

When things become intolerable to a majority there will be a revolt -- at the ballot box. But until (if) then there is very little the politically hyper-aware can do about the burden of government.

It may even be that there's a kind of wisdom in the reluctance of the majority to get riled up by relatively minor burdens. After all, as long as you make a decent income in decent freedom why rock the boat? Who knows what radical change might bring?

And so we'll continue to muddle through. Which isn't all that bad, not all that bad at all.

Posted by: ricpic on March 11, 2004 8:06 AM



David, Tim -- Tch, tch: you're such bright boys, but good lord you wear such serious expressions ... Do you wrestle with similar anxieties when Twain, or Preston Sturges, or Dave Barry bitch about the antics and self-interest of the political class? And do you think such a thing simply shouldn't be done? I think it helps keep the conversation about politics healthy and fresh.

Ricpic -- Let's hear it for muddling through, which always seems to me like the best that can be reasonably hoped-for anyway. Still, do you find that how we're governed these days accurately reflects what we want? I'm often struck by how not-true that seems to be -- that how we're governed is dramatically more a reflection of how the political class wants to govern than it is of what people more generally would actually like. If I were to ask ten random passersby whether they're in favor of corporate welfare, for instance, I doubt I'd find one who's a fan. Yet the government sponsors an enormous amount of corporate welfare. Billions and billions of dollars worth! How do these things get so out of hand? I think it's partly because the governing class has got the rest of us thinking too often that the current state of affairs is something we've somehow expressed a preference for, and that in any case it's inevitable, so why worry? But we haven't expressed a preference for it, and it isn't inevitable. So why not at least crack mean jokes about it?

No one else has to, of course, but I sometimes find it helpful to think of the governing class as an industry that's selling a product ("government"), and to think of the rest of us as consumers of this product. When I do this, I'll find myself thinking, y'know, our governing class is like the Detroit auto industry in the '60s and early '70s -- they're selling expensive, lazy crap that suits their greed and convenience rather than our preferences. Which is where I think Tim's argument falls down -- if the choice is between a crap Ford and crap Plymouth, to what extent can it be said that the consumers are in fact getting what they want? Given half a chance, many of us would buy non-crap instead. But the non-crap option isn't available. So I conclude that the market for "government" in its present state isn't responsive enough to people's actual desires and preferences.

Plus there's always the fun of cracking jokes about the political class...

Posted by: Michael Blowhard on March 11, 2004 9:53 AM



"I'll find myself thinking, y'know, our governing class is like the Detroit auto industry in the '60s and early '70s -- they're selling expensive, lazy crap that suits their greed and convenience rather than our preferences. Which is where I think Tim's argument falls down -- if the choice is between a crap Ford and crap Plymouth, to what extent can it be said that the consumers are in fact getting what they want? "

Holy cow---not only do I find that a compelling description of our politics, but, a compelling description of everything about life that is irritating and unfair. I feel renewed just reading it!! (Ah, some days it takes just little things...).

Posted by: annette on March 11, 2004 10:50 AM



Glad to hear it hit the spot. Phew: you're usually a tougher audience!

Posted by: Michael Blowhard on March 11, 2004 11:40 AM



In my perfect political world, a reliable lie-detector test would screen out all Congressional and Presidential candidates who actually *want* to be elected. I'd much prefer and trust someone who might finally relent after a mass pleading, who might grudgingly set aside their innate, kicking-and-screaming reluctance to accept any position of authority over another. I'm sick of being ruled over by ego-saturated pathologies and by dynasties of the entitled.

Posted by: Tim B. on March 11, 2004 11:40 AM



So, gosh, which one of us moved??

Posted by: annette on March 11, 2004 12:01 PM



To step back toward the tone that I think Michael intended, I have three suggestions and one second:

1) I'll second the idea that for every law or regulation passed or promulgated, at least one must be repealed.

2) No law or regulation may exceed 100 (?) words in length.

3) Each law or regulation must be understandable by 80% of a statistically significant sample of 9th graders in the area to which it applies, determined by an actual test. The understanding of said 9th graders to govern the implementation of the law. (Note that there are two ways to get around this; I'm OK with either.)

8-)

Posted by: Doug Sundseth on March 11, 2004 12:15 PM



David Sucher: No political class? Are you kidding? With gerrymandered seats in the House making only a very, very small percentage of them competitive? With ballot access laws in nearly all States that keep anyone not annointed by the 2 major parties from running for any state-wide or Federal office?
When the primary systems keep moderate candidates who might actually reflect the beliefs and feelings of the majority from being nominated?

Remember what the old Chicago machine politician said, that if he gets to control the nominating, he didn't care who does the electing.

Posted by: David Mercer on March 11, 2004 7:45 PM



Michael, in re only having a choice between unsatisfactory cars.....it would be amusing to get competition between governments if it were possible to vote in a foreign government, and of course, to be able to replace *that* government if it failed to please.

Posted by: Nancy Lebovitz on March 13, 2004 6:35 AM



David Mercer.
I did not say that there is not some way to cobble-together a description of some group of people and call them a "poitical class."
To me, that merely seems to be a way of proclaiming that one is a victim, which I do not think is a very useful idea, except as a way of excusing inaction.

Posted by: David Sucher on March 13, 2004 11:27 AM



In the early decades of this nation, most people were farmers, and so were most members of Congress.

Now most members of Congress have law degrees. Most citizens are not lawyers.

The distribution of professions in Congress has skewed farther and farther from that of the general populace.

That is what I, and I think Michael, meant by a political class.

Posted by: David Mercer on March 13, 2004 7:08 PM



Is there any factual basis to your assertion that "most members of Congress were farmers" in the early decades of this nation? I think that that is simply inaccurate.

(And I don't think that plantation-owners who ordered books and wine from Europe etc etc really qualify as "farmers.")

The rich and their representatives have always been in charge of America.

To claim that the "political class made me do it" is to rewrite history in order to claim -- I think -- victimhood and to justify irrepsonsibility.

Posted by: David Sucher on March 14, 2004 11:52 AM



Which is where I think Tim's argument falls down -- if the choice is between a crap Ford and crap Plymouth, to what extent can it be said that the consumers are in fact getting what they want?

Michael, if this is what you truly think elections are, you're not a "non-political person" as you've so often claimed. You're looking like just another anti-democratic cynic.

In the consumer marketplace, when consumers have the choice between "a crap Ford and a crap Plymouth," they don't buy either one. Instead, they buy a Buick, a Toyota, or a Saab -- something that they actually want.

So, too, in the political marketplace. But Americans' reluctance to embrace third-party and independent politics tells me that the current two-party system does give us what we want -- i.e., people who make sure we get our share (and preferably more) of federal/state/local goodies.

The problem with representative democracy is that it gives us exactly the kind of representation we ask for. Don't like what you have? Ask for something else. Just don't vote for your incumbent and then whine about how you had "no choice" in the matter.

Posted by: Tim Hulsey on March 15, 2004 4:17 PM



Actually, given the fiscal train wreck that is coming up on America very quickly (as in roughly the next decade or so) I think the chances for a significant political re-alignment may be quite a bit better than they have been during our adult lifetimes.

Mr. Hulsey:

I'm not sure I follow you in the logic expressed in your remark:

Americans' reluctance to embrace third-party and independent politics tells me that the current two-party system does give us what we want -- i.e., people who make sure we get our share (and preferably more) of federal/state/local goodies.

Surely you're aware of Public Choice arguments that point out that if everyone else is going for goodies, the only logical strategy is for you to do so too. I believe the economists refer to this as the 'tragedy of the commons.' Such problems aren't really solveable by private virtue, but require structural solutions. Lacking the option of 'voting for' such structural solutions, I'm not sure how much one can draw from the current voting activity of the American public.

Posted by: Friedrich von Blowhard on March 18, 2004 12:08 PM



I don't know Tim, the 2 main parties have dug themselves in to the point where I don't think there is much of a choice.

Just ask yourself, who do ballot access laws and campaign finance laws benefit the most? Why, shocker of shockers, the parties in power.

These days you just can not get on the ballot unless you have the blessings of one of the 2 major parties leadership.

I also think Mr. Sucher needs to look at the evolution of ballot access laws and the incumbency rates before he can declare that this country has 'no political class'. I don't like words being put in my mouth (I never said 'the political class made me do it', Mr. Sucher).

I agree that the rich have always run this and just about every country that's ever been. BUT it was not always so difficult to run for office here, and the House wasn't lifetime fiefdoms either. Christ the Senate is more competitive electorally!

Posted by: David Mercer on March 18, 2004 11:29 PM



What is this "Mr." stuff?

Posted by: David Sucher on March 19, 2004 12:47 AM



I think this question MUST be disscussed more carefully!

Posted by: подарки on April 4, 2004 6:30 PM






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